This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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