You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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