dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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