its not stalking. its research.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I could fuck to npr.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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