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• (631): View more from New York

  AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What happened?....

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  He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?

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• (408): View more from California

  MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.

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  I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.

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