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(607): View more from New York

So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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(607): So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain... http://tfl.nu/8i34

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(817): View more from Texas

They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great

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(817): They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great http://tfl.nu/5yg0

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.

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(843): I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car. http://tfl.nu/mri5

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning

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(856): Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning http://tfl.nu/91gn

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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(614): I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time http://tfl.nu/cp50

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.

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(902): In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused. http://tfl.nu/hdqu

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(804): View more from Virginia

My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.

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(804): My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur. http://tfl.nu/bitm

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(614): View more from Ohio

You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.

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(614): You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you. http://tfl.nu/0odh

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(310): View more from California

you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity

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(310): you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity http://tfl.nu/374z

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.

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(860): I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't. http://tfl.nu/dn0x

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.

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(+44): We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever. http://tfl.nu/yqo8

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(561): View more from Florida

They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no

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(561): They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no http://tfl.nu/615z

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(443): View more from Maryland

Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!

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(443): Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch! http://tfl.nu/w5ox

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(440): View more from Ohio

i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

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(440): i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was? http://tfl.nu/87x6

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(206): View more from Washington

You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.

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(206): You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you. http://tfl.nu/wj40

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