I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
They are going to name an STD after you.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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