rhymes with "ouble enetration"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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