just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i need some magic done to my vagina
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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