party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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