Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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