I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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