My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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