Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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