Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it's like iHOP with fire
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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