Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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