Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
They have beer where we have blood.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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