before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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