i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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