Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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