She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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