How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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