HIV tests are more positive than that guy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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