garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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