I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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