im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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