my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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