What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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