never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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