She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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