I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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