hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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