whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wish there were birth control emojis
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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