I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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