i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
