dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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