I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
im on a boat
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