So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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