brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Are we still banned from the library?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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