I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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