whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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