Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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