she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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