I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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