Who did Billy Mays play for?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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