I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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