I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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