Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
try to milk me bitch
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