my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Your cock deserves a montage
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Randomize
