I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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