I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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