We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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