Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.