yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks