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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Did you get my bra back of the bartender?

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  I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.

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• (949): View more from California

  At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?

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  I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.

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• (323): View more from California

  I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?

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